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When I Grow Up

My kids in class write in a journal daily.  I enjoy this because it's my way to get to know each one personally.  Some days I tell them what to write about, however the majority of the time they get to write what they want.  They will tell me a story, or something about them and ask me a question.  Monday, one of them told me what they wanted to be when they grew up (I think they said either a teacher or doctor) and then asked me what I would want to be if I wasn't a teacher.  So, I got to thinking about what I would want to do should this whole teaching thing not work out.  This is what I came up with. 

1.  Personal Shopper
This is the perfect job for me.  I get to shop for someone, probably skinnier and richer than me, and spend someone's money.  Plus I'm pretty sure I got a decent sense of fashion so therefore I think this is right up my alley.

2.  Back Up Singer.
A back up singer doesn't have to be the best singer in the world, and I am not.  They get to wear sparkly clothes and have big hair.  I think that would suit me to a t.

3.  Graceland Tour Guide
Graceland is the happiest place on earth.  I know have been there so many times, I can tell you things that the tape doesn't.  I'm pretty sure that if I worked there I'd get in free and who knows, I may even get to go upstairs :)

4. Soap Opera Writer.
I can always use real life drama to inspire my writings.  Also, I'm really awesome at guessing the twists and turns on General Hospital.

5.  Minnie Pearl
HOOOOOWWWWWDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
See, I already have that down.  This would be a great job.  I would get to rub elbows with country singers and get to be a the Opry.  See perfect job.
Minnie Pearl

What do you want to be when you grow up?

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